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Traditional Sex Enhancers From Northern Nigeria - Kayan Mata
This post is about my introduction to Kayan Mata. The others will be about my experience. My KM introduction started with my trip to the...
Jan 30, 20194 min read
I Found True Love. My Grandmother Killed it.
Nk'iru.Njoku's post about stinking up the whole of London with delicious Ogiri reminded me of my last trip to London with my grannie. A...
Dec 18, 20183 min read
When Hired Hands Cross Their Boundaries
"Aunty I go help you press ya bodi well well . You go like am I swear". I was speechless. If you know me well this rarely happens. Time...
Dec 18, 20183 min read
I'm In My House Come And Beat Me. My Boys Will Deal With You.
If you have money you can control anybody. Everyone has a price. Yes money can buy loyalty. I learnt this from the security and boys that...
Dec 5, 20182 min read
How I Got Fired From Victoria Secrets Because Of Jollof Rice
This photo below was trending on social media and I totally understand her situation. I can't blame this aunty. Probably enroute from Job...
Dec 1, 20181 min read
Zero Wife Material
My wife material is zero. Proceed with caution. I no get sense. Not one kobo. You are free to refuse to pay bride price because the girl...
Nov 16, 20182 min read
Feminism Is The New Ashewo Insult
Talking feminism and what it means to be the modern day independent woman in today's Nigerian society. This was a freestyle unplanned...
Oct 30, 20181 min read
My First Heart Break
Shola was my crush in primary 4. I was in 4A he was in 4B. He was the only person skinnier than I was in the whole of primary 4 and had...
Aug 19, 20182 min read
Farts Are A Love Language. Argue With Your Frying Pan
Listen. If we are dating and you have never been baptised in the aroma of my amala and ewedu and vodka scented fart we are just play...
Aug 17, 20182 min read
Woman Crush Wednesday
#WCW I make weak men uncomfortable and I make strong men blush I'm the imperfectly perfect version of my past self and Perfectly flawed...
Jul 8, 20181 min read
Lagosians Are The Biggest Pretenders
Lagosians could possibly be the biggest pretenders of all time. It's the real Hunger Games outchea. The thirst to be perceived as being...
Jul 7, 20182 min read
5 Things I Learnt When Someone I Trusted Stole My Idea
All of the characters at Marvel were my ideas, but the ideas meant nothing unless I had somebody who could illustrate it. - Stan Lee...
Nov 18, 20175 min read
I Conjured A Fake Husband And Now I'm About To Get Caught !
"Amaka my daughter welcome what can I get for you today ?" Mama Ezinne waved her teenage daughter off the stool she was perched and...
Oct 19, 20172 min read
My Real Life Experience of Grand Theft Auto Type Chase on Third Mainland
If you saw me on NTA news sweating like a Sallah ram, you should be thankful it’s not because I was involved in an accident or worse… I...
Oct 5, 20164 min read
Do We Sue Our Parents For Child Abuse ?
Today is a warm spring day, 14 degrees with teasing promises of a balmy summer. The sun is shining brightly into my room and I can feel...
Mar 19, 20105 min read
Getting Rid Of Physical And Emotional Baggage
As I stepped into my apartment coming back from the WE MEAN BUSINESS CONFERENCE in Westminster Hall, psychologically am buzzing with...
Feb 25, 20105 min read
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